BLOG LA FAMILIA

WHEN THE "MC's" CAME......

2006-06-26T13:31:00.000-07:00

And by "MC", we're talking about MAD CORNBALLS! Check out the latest breed of downtown "hipsters" hanging around the NY "street" scene! If you decide to go out in public with these outfits on, you need to be clowned....Stay Fly-iy-iy-iy-iy-iy-iy-iy.......(fucking herbs)

WHO YOU WIT???

2006-06-23T12:13:00.000-07:00

One easy way to lose cool points is to affiliate yourself with straight chidd-idd-idd-iddumps. Drop the dead weight, Son!

WHO GIVES A FUCK?!?

2006-05-26T14:14:00.000-07:00

plain and simple, ecko sucks. fucking herbs...

Pop-CORN....

2006-05-17T13:41:00.000-07:00

Oh yeah, and fuck these guys too....

DA MYSTERY OF CATFIGHTIN'.....

2006-05-11T12:57:00.000-07:00

Someone NEEDS to set up a cable access event or some shit that will pin these 2 female crews head-to-head: Married to the Mob & The Brown Babies. Check out how they BOTH got WU joints coming out (Only thing is, the MOB shit is official).....Hmmmmm, Coincidence? Who knows, but we got a feeling they about to go head up! BRING DA MOTHERFUCKIN' RUCKUS!!

The Dickrider strikes....AGAIN?!?

2006-05-04T11:20:00.000-07:00

It's funny when a kid says he's not jocking Pharrell, but does everything in his power to ride the nuts:

Peep the 2 jeans...

WID-ID-ID-ID-ACK BITCH!!!

2006-04-27T12:04:00.000-07:00

You know what it's like to try way too hard? Check this bitch out, Jade on America's Next Top Model. It's mad funny watching her make up her own words and shit, trying to sound all edu-ma-cated, all the while not realizing she looks like a fucking drag-queen. Peep the before & after pics. She calls herself an "exotic, ethnic butterfly"....hahaha, this bitch is such a cornball.

You're a Part-time Suckerrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

2006-04-20T12:18:00.000-07:00

Insecurities are a bitch, but hey who's to blame but yourself, right? Especially if you ride the NY downtown scene dick so hard that you'd probably bend over backwards (oops! I meant forwards) to be down. Then you'd have to film yourself mean muggin' for the camera with a fake burner just so niggas don't clown your phony ass on the street. Fuckin' comedy central yo.

Fuck a Napoleon Dynamite....

2006-04-13T13:19:00.000-07:00

Maaaaan, when we were growing up, it wasn't cool to be a dork...(or a nerd, geek, spazz or whatever other names you may have...) Thanks to dudes like Ferris, we all played mad hooky, spent our time trying mack girls, and played catch up in summer school AND night school. Ahhhh good times!

TRASH ARTISTS

2006-04-13T10:54:00.000-07:00

THIS GUY (ahem! "artist") "DALEK" IS STRAIGHT TRASH. HOW DID THIS DUDE BECOME FAMOUS?!? BY DOING THE SAME COT-DAMN CHARACTER OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN?! PLEAZE DALEK!!! STOP YOUR WACKNESS YOU KAWS-DICKRIDING-WANNA-BE-GRAF-HEAD.....

Albino Lobster!

2006-04-08T19:45:00.000-07:00

WTF!?

Colonel Jessep Again!

2006-04-07T00:45:00.000-07:00

DEITCH PROJECTS PRESENTS....

2006-04-05T09:24:00.000-07:00

What's doper than going to a downtown exhibition and getting yer pic taken for the show? Doing it with your nipple peeping out! Yeah!

HIP-HOP'S GAYEST DANCE EVER?!?

2006-04-04T10:56:00.000-07:00

Alot of good shit comes out of Atlanta, I'm sure, but the new "SNAP" dance shit has to be the gayest dance ever!!! If you haven't seen this shit yet, it sort of like "The Harlem Shake" meets "Fat Joe's Lean Back" meets "The Michael Jackson". MAD FUCKING GAY! "Hey, I got an idea! Let's dress all thugged out and shit like we usually do, but let's just start dancing mad GAY!" Anyone seen doing this (especially OUT of the ATL...) should be shot on site!

MAD FACE NIGO!

2006-04-03T11:26:00.000-07:00

N-N-N-N-NIGO!! JUST OPENED A NEW SHOP IN HK.
LOOK AT HIS FACE...LOOKS KINDA MAD!? WHY YOU MAD NIGO?
YOUR A RICH GUY...MUST BE THE SMELLS IN HK!!
THE SMELLS ARE SO RANK THAT IT MADE THE GENERAL
PUT HIS MAD FACE ON!

Famiy Watch Dog

2006-03-31T12:34:00.000-08:00

Yo this site, you can find all the Sex Offenders in your neck of the woods!!
And it shows you the actual Perv and the crime they commited!!
http://www.familywatchdog.us/

NAOMI CAMPBELL ARRESTED!!

2006-03-31T00:11:00.000-08:00

Naomi gets arrested for throwing her cell phone at her Maid's Face
Is that wrong? I guess it is in America! Supposedly the maid
was tryin to jack a pair of Rogans from Naomi. Hmmmm...
must be the wash? or maybe the sanding?? Hmmmm?

ARCHIE BUNKER

2006-03-29T13:33:00.000-08:00

SHWING OF THE DAY!!

2006-03-29T11:32:00.000-08:00

Introducing a new topic to our blog, "SHWING!". French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe! Get scooped in the Ice Cream truck! You know the deal!!

ATTACK OF THE DORK NERD SHOE GEEKS!!

2006-03-29T09:54:00.000-08:00

Yo, this shit is getting out of hand...dudes waiting in line for days for a pair of sneaks.
Check out the ultra super nerd on the TOP...he had his folks fly him out from houston!!
Someone even said "Its wearing a Piece of Art on your feet..." PLEEEEEAAAASSEE!!
Here's a quote for that ass "I'M STIRCTYLY TRYIN TO COP THOSE, COLLOSSAL SIZE PICASSO'S!"

ANOTHER DAY BITCHES!!!

2006-03-29T09:25:00.000-08:00

GET READY FOR ANOTHER
DAY OF BLOGGALICIOUS!

"ONE SMALL STEP FOR NERD....

2006-03-28T14:35:00.000-08:00

Separated at Birth Ver. 1.0

2006-03-28T14:33:00.000-08:00

Our homey...Ron Jemario!

COLONEL NATHAN R. JESSEP

2006-03-28T14:09:00.000-08:00

THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUUUTHH!!!!

...ONE GIANT LEAP FOR N.E.R.D. KIND!"

2006-03-28T13:54:00.000-08:00

What the fuck is this all about?

2006-03-28T13:20:00.000-08:00

Damnnn, is this what happens when you get RIch off robbin' the street??
I didn't know PIGford's and Rhinos got down like that.
Looks like an ad for a GOTSHIT? campaign. Looks like he's suckin collagen
out of that old ass models grill!
GET YOUR SEXY ON GUUYY! NOOTTT!

A.L.I.E.N.? Ohhhhhh Kaaaaaaaaay...

2006-03-28T09:35:00.000-08:00

Ummmm I think someones been smoking too much moon dust!
Galaxy Co#k Riding can be hazardous to your health.
Reminds me of some bad porn "R2DCups"!!

2006-03-27T10:56:00.000-08:00

ITS UP!! Finally! The Blog you love to hate!!
If you got Ballz enough to really tell it how it is...then
this is the blog for u! Big up to Jon and Steve for the idea!